Send This Man To Rehab! Will Insurance Cover It?

We need to know if he’s high. Has he been doing bong hits, blasting rails, chasing the dragon, and/or dropping acid? Is he hopped up on goofballs?

“I had to rush out for an emergency consult with my ophthalmologist because my eyes literally just rolled 360 degrees.”

Read unredacted attending physician statement here

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