Public Service Announcement

You can never be more careful these days. Announcing the New Outdoor Seatbelt now available at participating retail outlets.

Be the first in your neighborhood to sport the New Outdoor Seatbelt! All sorts of applications here where danger lurks and the unexpected can happen at anytime, anywhere.

Take for example yard work. Highly dangerous. Falling trees, earthquakes, you name it, it’s a dangerous world out there. Wearing the New Outdoor Seatbelt in confidence while riding your climate changing lawnmower will impress your neighbors and loved ones, lending optimism tomorrow will bring another day.

Good for roller skating, bicycling, mountain climbing, normal delivery, sky diving and all sorts of other everyday activities.

Get your New Outdoor Seatbelt today and receive your complimentary safety helmet while supplies last!

“This public service announcement is about managing risk, real or not. This timely, affordable and innovative risk management tool is a must for every thinking American.” –