Thank you for your (pick one) EMAIL. VOICEMAIL……….…………
BACKGROUND
We live 12 miles from the nearest town, have no water (both wells are KAPUT), sporadic electricity, snow and ice. It’s been 4 days without a shower, outside dog and cats now living in house leaving little surprises here, there and everywhere. Sharing a room 24/7 with a spouse (Especially La Patrona) can be challenging……. but the time tested cure of course is Beer, lots of it.
THE PROBLEM
Despite all of this “character building experience “ my biggest and most pressing concern is not your (pick one) EMAIL . VOICEMAIL, it’s WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF BEER! We are down to 12 frozen Beers. – Have you ever tried a Beer Raspa?
THE SOLUTION
The idea of walking 12 miles to town keeps coming to mind but I don’t think La Patrona will want to do that. I’m almost afraid to ask but I may not be able to suppress the urge much longer.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
If you don’t hear from me again for the next day or two please know your (pick one) EMAIL and VOICEMAIL is important to me and I will eventually respond back as soon as La Patrona returns from town.
