Dateline Washington D. C., Sandra Fluke Reporting – Government servers are down today due to heavy traffic. Government officials blame a recent ad on www.healthcare.gov touting free birth control pills for all, causing joy and excitement among millions of fertile Americans across the fruited plains.
NSA seismic monitors in Montana have recorded unusually high levels of cyber activity, an indicator of increased keyboard activity. NSA officials attribute the phenomenon to fertile Americans rushing to keyboards in a frenzied attempt to apply for birth control coverage.
THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY
Sandra Fluke – Champion of Free Contraception & 2009 Winner of the Immaculate Conception Award
