Ultrasound Technology For Pregnant Humans Deemed Obsolete

Public school educators moonlighting as medical diagnosticians are on track to save expecting parents across the country millions of dollars in sonogram and ultrasound testing services.

School choice proponents fear unlicensed medical technicians may miss diagnose genders of unborn human beings. “They say there are 42 different genders! What if they miss the mark causing undue stress on expectant parents?” said a concerned parent during a recent school board meeting.

“Not a problem. The TRS ActiveCare government health plan for Texas educators provides prescription drug coverage. Stress reducing drugs are available for all plan members!” responded a spokes-human for the Texas Gender Studies Association (TGSA).

Meanwhile in other news the Biden administration submits rule to force all public schools to embrace LGBT ‘identities’.