CNN Saves Patient’s Life

Medical experts are scratching their heads over the incredible recovery of a comatose patient on life support who was not expected to survive.

New government mandate promulgated by faceless Washington bureaucrats have plan sponsors scrambling to amend their plan document to cover one-channel flat screen television sets under Durable Medical Equipment. According to officials off-label benefits include non-invasive birth control, saving plan sponsors millions in maternity and abortion claims. Faith based organizations demand multi-channel flat screen televisions…………….