Health Care Miranda Rights

 

During a recent renewal meeting an employer asked if (BUCA) would object if they hired an outside audit firm to review claims. Before the rep. could answer I jumped in and read the BUCA rep. the HealthCare Miranda Rights :

You have the right to blabber and it will not be held against you

You have the right to remain silent to the best extent possible by answering incoherently 

You have the right to call your immediate supervisor for guidance and advice while displaying empathy 

You have the right to say “NO” and it won’t be held against you by most plan sponsors

You have the right to opaquely describe your own audit services as superior to any alternative

You have the right to uphold your sworn employment oath of non-disclosure

You have the right to leave promising to return with your Sr. Vice President and staff with “answers”

You have the right to enter the RiskManagers.us witness protection  & cult intervention program