“Knee replacement? That’s $18,000, tip included. You will find it under “House Specialties” here” said the waitress. “OK Great! I’ll take two of those” says the customer. “And hook me up with a slow drip Miller Lite.”
“I’ll take the bursectomy” says his wife as she elbows her husband with a playful grin. “Does it come with an after dinner sling or is that extra? And I’ll take an Epidural Martini, shaken not stirred.“
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