General Patton Addresses His Troops

Damn it! We can’t continue to go around selling PPO plans instead of reference based pricing plans…..

General Patton’s address to his troops:

Damn it! We can’t continue to go around selling PPO plans instead of reference based pricing plans (RBP). We either believe in RBP or we don’t. Your fathers and mothers believe in RBP. Your brothers and sisters believe in RBP. All true Americans believe in RBP. Only lily livered cowards don’t believe in RBP. If any of you fit the later category, meet me at the infirmary at 0600 hours!

And we will not accept anything other than total victory! We will not tolerate those who do half-ass RBP’s. We never do anything half-ass! PPO’s are the enemy and they must be defeated.

If dumb ass clients don’t like RBP, or are afraid to enter into unchartered waters, we reject them. We don’t associate with cowards.

They must know we are always there to help kick their ass when they run out of money or change their minds. These sniveling, PPO groveling lily livered weak bastards must be converted! You will lead them to the promised land. That’s an order! Dismissed!

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