Dear Father, Hope you and Mother are doing well since you left many years ago. Others have joined you since and I will too as soon as God allows. I’m happy you and Mother are dead as times have changed and you would be greatly disappointed if you were to come back for a day and read today’s paper as you used to do during your lunch break, coming home for a sandwich and a cold glass of beer in our sitting room while listening to the farm report on Channel 4. I’m glad you’re dead so you won’t have to live this and wonder what’s to come next. Your daughter and I will never forgo the values you and Mother instilled in us as we grew up. I still say “Sir” and fly the American flag in our front yard every day. Rest in Peace Dad!
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