“Oh, and add a little TBHQ while your at it.”
“Sir, there is no added charge for that!. We are also throwing in a free dose of NATURAL beef flavor too!”
“Cool! And don’t forget I want a super-sized, double meat cheese burger all the way AND a super-sized soda!. Oh, and make sure you put in five or six packets of salt too!”
“Yes Sir! Can I also interest you in our special dessert of the day, Creamy Peach Cobbler.”
“Naw, I’m on a diet.”
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