UFO Abduction Insurance Now Available – New Opportunity For Health Insurance Agents Facing Extinction?

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“Have I ever been abducted by aliens in the past, and if so, did they install a tracking device about or within my person?…..Do I enjoy taking long walks alone in the woods at night?….Do I have plans to venture outside of the earth’s atmosphere for either business or pleasure within the next decade?……Have I ever worn a headpiece made of tinfoil?”

If you are one day abducted by aliens and impregnated, who will pay for your baby? Wikipedia explains: Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction. The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens.

A policy normally costs around $150 per $1.5 million in coverage, and policy offerings vary from $10,000 to $10 million. Some companies offer policies for alien pregnancy, alien examinations and death caused by aliens.

The very first company to offer UFO abduction insurance was the St. Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida. The company says that it has paid out at least two claims. Over 20,000 people have purchased the insurance.

Prominent policyholders have included Shirley MacLaine and a Harvard University professor who has written on aliens. The Heaven’s Gate religious group had purchased alien abduction insurance before their mass suicide.

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How will I know if I need alien abduction insurance? It might help to ask yourself the following questions:

1. Have I ever been abducted by aliens in the past, and if so, did they install a tracking device about or within my person?

2. Do I own seasons 1-9 of The X-Files seasons on Blue-ray?

3. Do I live near any of the following areas, which according to jetpacker.com and weirld.com, are some of the planet’s UFO hotspots?

Bonnybridge, Scotland Mexico City, Mexico San Clement, Chile Arizona, US Warminster, Wiltshire, England Wycliffe Well, Australia Hangzhou, China

4. Do I enjoy taking long walks alone in the woods at night?

5. Do I have plans to venture outside of the earth’s atmosphere for either business or pleasure within the next decade?

6. Have I ever worn a headpiece made of tinfoil?

7. Do I possess certain physical traits, knowledge, or powers which alien beings would deem extremely valuable?

Bearing in mind that it will be the claimant’s burden to prove the abduction event did indeed occur, if you answered yes to three or more of the above questions, it’s likely you’re a good candidate for alien abduction insurance.

Typical policies provide coverage for incidents such as death or injury by alien abduction or examination. At least one policy in existence covers both male and female impregnation by extraterrestrials. One might also feel like it’s a good idea to extend their policy with regard to damage incurred by alien abduction related time travel.

Whether you’ve been abducted by aliens before, are battling an overwhelming fear of UFOs and extraterrestrials, or just want to protect yourself as much as possible from the ultimate in unexpected eventualities, click here to connect with a YIQ trusted agent

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