By Josua R
Tired of claw backs, DIR fees, and being gaslit by pharmacy benefit managers? Here’s your starter pack for surviving the daily abuse:
- DIR Fee Detector
- Blank Prior Auth Forms (Just for show)
- Emergency Appeal Templates
- Earplugs for ignoring PBM excuses
- Claw back Repellent Spray
- Emotional Support Tech
- Roll of Network Fix-It Tape
- “Audit Season Veteran” mug
- Diploma from the School of PBM Abuse
- Tears of Independent Pharmacies™ — Now in 90-count bottles
Pharmacists aren’t burnt out. We’re just underpaid, over-audited, and held hostage by middlemen who don’t even dispense meds.
Independent pharmacy: powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and survival instincts.
