RiskManagers Announces Freedom Day Proclamation

Mark your calendar: 20 April 2020 is officially designated as “Freedom Day” for all staff members of RiskManagers.us.

Upon news of the announcement staff was heard chanting “Free at last, Free at last. God Almighty we are Free At Last……………”

End of Quarantine For RiskManagers.us Staff Members – A Bold yet reasoned move by RiskManagers.us management.

“We understand risk, that’s our business” stated a company spokesman. “We’ve assessed the risk and based on our analysis find Chinese Flu statistics to date to be statistically compatible to the 2019-2020 Common Flu to which no nation has yet responded to the extent they have to the Chinese Flu, characterized by the erosion of personal freedoms with the effective annulment  of the First Amendment:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”