All it takes is removal of the 65-year waiting period
Attention Aspiring Politicians: Want to win an election in a landslide? Easy peasy. All you have to do is promise to solve the high cost of health care by giving it away for free.
Americans love free stuff. Over half of them get it already and it’s only fair the other half gets it too.
Introducing the “American Waiting Period Elimination Act.” No longer will Americans have to wait to get sick for health care coverage to begin.
“It’s time we eliminate the world’s longest waiting period!“ says Johnny Walker. “Not only is it the longest waiting period known to mankind, it requires decades of prepayment to the tune of hundreds and thousands of dollars before coverage ever begins!”
“Yea, that’s right. It’s a premium paying policy. We want a claim paying policy!” said Ginger Rogers, Johnny’s campaign manager for this year’s mid-terms at a stopover rally in Cuero, Texas.
A poll of employers across the Fruited Plains shows overwhelming support for The American Waiting Period Elimination Act. “We are tired and exhausted and want out of the health insurance business” said a Fortune 100 C-suite executive on condition of anonymity. “We are tired of jumping through all the ACA regulatory hoops under threat of punishing government sanctions. We are tired of providing health insurance none of our employees like, insurance most can’t afford to use.”
The promise of free stuff wins elections.
“Modern day politicians understand successful pandering to gain voters is best achieved by promising free stuff. Each national election we end up getting more free stuff. And we haven’t yet run out of other people’s money…..Hallelujah!” – Jose Cuevas
Passage of the American Waiting Period Elimination Act requires only a one vote margin. Imagine the bargaining power that one vote will have.
Stop living in denial………….It’s only a matter of time.
