Learn A Foreign Language – Become Bilingual

Learn a foreign language in the comfort of your home! You will be glad you did! Never again scratch your head and wonder what the heck that health insurance salesman was trying to convey during those dreadful renewal meetings. Stop relying on body language! Become empowered NOW!

You will never again have to nod knowingly with a vacant stare when attending that dreaded annual health insurance renewal meeting.

The following is an actual transcript of a recent renewal meeting between a BUCA representative and Mr. Deerintheheadlights:

“根据 ACA,MLR 要求规定,根据您当前的 POS 计划,承运商必须提供费用的会计。费用越高,其股东以及医院的涡轮增压收费师也越好,这些医院帮助将医疗趋势塑造到今天。您的 EPO 计划选项似乎正在推动您的储蓄,而保留系数是您当前提供的所有计划选项中最低的。再加上预证书和 UR 具有预期效果,储备系数稍好一些,这当然必须加以利用,因为我们离您的周年纪念日还有 60 多天

(You are probably wondering what the term “BUCA” means)

Learning a second language is a resume enhancement. (SPECIAL NOTE TO OUR SOUTH TEXAS FRIENDS – BECOMING TRI-LINGUAL PUTS YOU IN A POWER POSITION).

Begin now before your next insurance committee meeting. Your peers will be impressed. Your insurance broker will be surprised. The dynamics of the annual Renewal Dance will fundamentally change.

As Molly Mulebriar used to remind interviewees, “When I Learn your business it will not be good for you.”

 

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