If They Want to See A COVID “Passport” – Show them This!


When people are keen on having you show them something “covid related,” we thought, why not give our readers something to show them (other than the middle finger). So we have invented the COVID19 Control Group Member Record. It’s a passport for the unvaccinated.

Note: Yes, we are fixing errors in the draft before we print and release

These will be available as soon as today or tomorrow. Printed on card stock and mimicking some versions of the so-called vaccine passport, the Control Group Member Record is an official document proving you not only believe in science, but you have volunteered to see science done right.

You can’t have a human test trial without a control group—people who either did not get the thing or got a placebo.

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That’s you, and this is your “passport.”