Armored columns from deep South, Central and North Texas disguised as ageing insurance brokers have executed a flawless lightning strike in the dead of night, attacking status quo defense forces protecting lucrative Texas public school health insurance business, crushing antiquated and failed strategic defenses in place over the past 40 years.
Status quo defense forces, disarrayed and panicked, unable to stem the tide, are seeking legal strategies as a last resort to destroy the aging barbarians. Panic reigns at Command and Control. Email servers crash. Lawyers work overtime, weekends be damned.
Spontaneously, partisans spring into action, long awaiting the moment, creating havoc behind enemy lines. The populace rejoices, freed from 40 years of bondage within the impenetrable walls of the insurance brokerage gulag from which escape heretofore was only a fleeting afterthought reserved for hope filled dreams on cold winter nights.
“The ICHRA army has arrived to save us!” chants a liberated Texas school district superintendent. “Long live Generalfeldmarschall Pierce!”
