By Molly Mulebriar
Aided by local TDI licensed partisans Curative Insurance Company, led by Generalisimo Juan Bock, has captured as many as seven cities in the Lower Rio Grande Valley in a lightening strike that would have made Rommel blush with envy.
The latest to fall is the City of Pharr, a large group of over 1,000 employee lives. “Curative’s fire power was overwhelming! We couldn’t resist! Curative’s 100% health plan removes deductibles, copays and coinsurance and their network is broad and brutal” said Don Pedro on condition of anonymity.
Frontier DPC soldiers have been seen regrouping. “Frontier’s field commander, Jose Wilson, must be worried. Instead of fighting a losing battle he should consider an alliance with Generalisimo Bock” said a local observer.
Several Valley school districts are eying the battlefield with interest. Will they capitulate? Sources say that’s inevitable. “How to you not consider a Best’s A rated 100% no deductible, no copay health plan at competitive rates? You can’t” said a retired school superintendent.
Morale among Curative’s band of TDI licensed partisans is high. Well paid and well led, these renegades are motivated. “The battle of Pharr is over. The battle of McAllen is about to begin” said Private First Class Roberto Ramirez. “Nothing can stop us!”
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