Mental health experts express disbelief. “Never in all our clinical studies did we ever see an apparent sustained remission like this!” said Dr. Hornsberry, professor of mental health studies at the University of Texas.
Mental experts are excited. “The experts are excited? We are over the Moon!” said Molly Mulebriar, mother of three teenagers. “Now for the first time we will actually be able to talk to each other before and after school hours. Hallelujah!”
The Texas Association of Underpaid Public School Teachers plans to send a high level delegation to meet with state legislators next month. “Now that we can effectively teach our children through their undivided attention, isn’t it time we get a raise and free medical insurance that we can actually afford to use?” said Joe Wallace, Executive Director. “That’s our message to Austin! After all, WE ARE STATE EMPLOYEES AND SHOULD BE TREATED EQUALLY!”
Officials at the Texas Association of Underperforming Educators are concerned. “We expect membership numbers will erode but we have a contingency plan in place that should do the trick. We are going to demand higher standards for student testing with scoring to be set to such a level where there won’t be a single teacher in the state abel can meet those standards, which will increase our association membership to unimaginable levels.”
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