2025 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Can’t Wait To Start New Diet Program
Why go on one of those crazy diets that never work when all you have to do is take a damn pill! Why pay for gym membership! Why put your body through rigorous physical exercise when you can chill out munching on popcorn while watching your favorite movies!
Now, GOOD NEWS FOR FAT PEOPLE!
Take a pill. Relax and enjoy as your friends watch with envy.
HOW IT WORKS
Brain tells stomach to slow down the digestive process. Really slow. Slower than a freezer bound melting Raspa. As food fills up and rots in the stomach you get a feeling of fullness. You stop eating as much (Yes, DON’T WORRY. there is always room for more popcorn!) The now ever so rotting and putrid junk food moves slowly through your digestive system towards eventual freedom. You feel better walking around with putrid, rotting food in your gut knowing you look better and better as muscle tissue disguised as fat evaporates before your very own eyes.
Rejoice! Salvation is here! Go HERE for details
“I prefer the 6-week Marine Diet program instead”……………Don Pedro
