“Expecting a CPA who gets paid by the IRS to lower your tax bill is ludicrous. So is expecting commissioned and bonused brokers to lower your healthcare spend.” -Donavan Pyle
“The better job they do the less they get paid so expect some really crappy outcomes” – Molly Mulebriar
“Want to see an involuntary physical reaction? Ask your insurance broker if he has ever reviewed a managed care contract. If he says “no” ask him why not. If he says “yes” ask him what’s in it.” – Homer G. Farnsworth
“The four main carriers couldn’t give a damn whether you want a broker or not. They will all go direct when asked.” – Georgia McKensie
“Health insurance brokers can’t stand other health insurance brokers but pretend they do. They hate each other and will do anything necessary to damage their reputation.” – Anonymous
“You don’t need any formal education prior to becoming a licensed insurance agent. All you need is to pass a simple test taking one hour.” – Homer Hausenfluck
