Government Proposes Sending Billions In Drug Money To Denmark

Unreliable inside sources tell us executives at Novo Nordisk, Europe’s largest company and producer of ozempic, are excited beyond their wildest dreams after learning government printing presses in Washington may be sending plane loads of cash laden pallets their way.

“This will help offset the loss of the North Carolina State health plan and the University of Texas health plan said a jubilant C-suite executive.

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